Thursday, December 3, 2009

Stand by Your Man.......PGA Style......

This is just....plain old...mean!

But it is quite funny...

From GaPeach913:




And now.....the "Tiger jokes" circulating the net:

What’s the difference between a car and a golf ball? Tiger can drive a ball 400 yards.


Elin found out he’s not a Tiger, he’s a Cheetah.


Tiger just hates it when he drives, and then his balls hit a tree. 


Elin Nordegren got hired today as a consultant. She’s teaching Phil Mickelson how to beat Tiger. 


Tiger’s confused. Every other time he made a hole-in-one, everyone was all happy about it.


Tiger said the fault of the accident was his Escalade. It’s typical of a golfer—always blame the caddy. 



Tiger’s car still runs, but it goes “putt, putt, putt…”


What do baby seals and Tiger Woods have in common? Both were clubbed by a Scandanavian.


Tiger Woods is so rich that he owns lots of expensive cars. Now he has a hole in one


Tiger Woods is tree under.



What was Elin Nordegren doing at 2:30 in the morning? She was clubbing.


Tiger Woods has been dropped by Gilette after admitting this incident was his closest shave ever.   


And the jokes just....keep going...and going...and going..



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